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Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
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