They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
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