It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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