i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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