I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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