So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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