based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
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