hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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