He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Randomize
