Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
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