Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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