he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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