Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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