so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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