the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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