Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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