Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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