All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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