People with herpes should wear stickers.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
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