Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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