In the future we'll all be gay
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Dicks are not precious.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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