South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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