do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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