Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
is that a dick in a sweater?
Who died my cat blue again?
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
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