how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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