Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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