That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
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