Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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