he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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