Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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