She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
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