I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
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