I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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