I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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