See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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