i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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