But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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