he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
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