Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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