when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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