I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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