Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
its not stalking. its research.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
Randomize
