So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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