Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
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