He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Just pee around me
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
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