you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
It was like getting head from an anaconda
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
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