i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
she pinky promised me she was 18
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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