You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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