I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Tip for today: never try to fart and swallow at the same time. You'll end up choking on whatever you are currently swallowing and shit yourself from the freakout of choking.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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