Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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