I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
A+ Viking dick
It all started with a game of naked twister.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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