You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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