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She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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