How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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