i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
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