When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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